Tuesday, July 6, 2010

PAY ME



Ha ha ha ha Losers!
I have a funny story for you,
so,
I’ve got this one loser who I have totally mind-fucked into oblivion.
He is a typical loser.
He has a little dick.
Like you do, right?
So because he has a little dick, he gets really horny, and stupid and weak when he is humiliated by a hot Princess!
Sound familiar?
I thought so!
So as you may have guessed I love to ruthlessly mind-fuck this little loser and totally take advantage of him with some good old fashioned Tease & DENIAL!
Ha ha ha ha ha!
Now he is so addicted to me, that I make all his decisions for him, and I take lots and lots of his money!
So this loser is walking down the street and he sees this Parking Meter Machine and it says
“PAY HER”
So guess who this loser thinks of when he sees this?
Ha ha ha ha ha! That’s right losers, he thought of Me!
He even took a picture for me, cause he knew it would crack me up!
Now
DO WHAT THE SIGN SAYS, and CALL ME!
xoxox Princess Elizabeth

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