Thursday, October 22, 2009

Princess Elizabeth’s Reality Therapy!


Hi all my stroke-monkeys, brain-washed zombies, pathetic losers and humiliation addicts! Your perfect Princess is starting a new program for all you weak submissives. It is called Princess Elizabeth’s Reality Therapy!
Here is how it works, you losers get out your wallets and then you Call Me!~
Then I tell you the truth about you and your life!
Lol!
Here is an example:
“You are a Stupid Weak Pathetic loser!”
I know it is hard to admit it to a super Hot Princess,
a Princess who would much rather fuck you over,
than fuck you!
~Lol! Get real loser!
But it is ok, I am here to help.
We can take baby steps,
that is about all you can manage isn’t it my weak little sucker?
Now let Princess help you,
just repeat after me...
“I am a pathetic loser.
I have a tiny useless dicklet.
I do not deserve to cum.”
Good puppy!!!
Now I want you to write that down 100 times for me!
Yay! This is going to be Fun!
Fun for Me at least! Lol!~
Call me Loser!
xoxo
Princess Elizabeth at 1-877-550-7735

for your loser, pathetic, reality phone sex therapy!

hahahaha!