Saturday, October 30, 2010

I fuck loser jeffie over regularly

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Loser HELP LINE!

LOSER HELP-LINE
Every guy wants to get with a super Hot girl.
Every guy wants to fuck a Hot Princess, right?
Mmmmmmm wouldn’t that feel so good?
Here I’ll let you think about that for a sec.
Ok loser,
that’s long enough! No WAY!
Not gonna happen!
NEVER
EVER
Ever, loser!
Not with You!
You are a loser!
I know it seems unfair
that your stupid little dick should get all hard and throbbing for me
while I,
upon seeing you
and your tiny dick
only return your attentions with mocking laughter and humiliating put-downs!
So I have set up this LOSER HELP-LINE
to help all you losers become the biggest loser you can be!
Have people led you to believe that you could not be a bigger loser than you already are?
Awwwww Poor loser!
Don’t worry I am sure I can make you into an even Bigger LOSER once I get my Princess hooks in you!
You need to experience the sexy Burn of getting FUCKED OVER by me!
You’ll come back
and I will BURN you some more!
Loser
Loser
Loser
You have some much to learn.
And since you get so stupid when that little thing gets hard,
you’ll have to Pay me
to go over it for you
again and again.
I will HELP you with your addiction to me.
I’ll HELP make it worse!
And my kinda HELP is gonna cost you
so bring your credit cards,
loser!
xoxo Princess Elizabeth

Your stupid stick is stupid! LOSER!

STUPID-STICK
Is your little dick pointing at stupid?
Ha ha ha!
Is that little thing hard?
Is it pointing at stupid?
Is it pointing you towards being more stupid?
Leading you towards that state of blissed-out submissive stupidity
when all the blood is down there in your little dicky
and your already weak
“thinking” just gets weaker
and weaker for me,
~doesn’t it loser?
I like losers who are stupid and weak.
The thing I like about losers
is when they get turned on
they are
DEFENSELESS!
Ha ha ha!
A Princess just has to take advantage of a weak and defenseless loser!
That is what Princess’s do.
And when I do that your little dick gets all excited
and sticks up as far as it can
- giggles-
and says
“Here I am Princess,
a weak and defenseless little loser,
ready to be lead around
by a pathetic little dick.”
That means it is pointing at stupid.
I like to call it your STUPID-STICK
cause when it gets hard, you get stupid, and I get busy using you.
You can stroke it for me
as long as you Do NOT cum without MY permission!
Go on loser
get stupid for your Princess xoxo ~Princess Elizabeth

Fucked over = Sex

Loser jeffie is so fucked over he now thinks that sex means being fucked over!
hahahahha Princess Elizabeth!

he says...

"I have been having a lot of SEX lately thanks to Princess Elizabeth! She has programmed me to think of SEX as me getting FUCKED Over by her, and DENIED. I pay her to FUCK me Over and Ruin me. I get lots of SEX thanks to Princess!"

Headbands for loser's

Ha Ha Ha I made my loser make a headband that he can wear when he calls me!
And if you want to get on my good side, you will make one too!
Step 1.
All you have to do is get some masking tape, and then take a marker and write the words: “I Want Princess Elizabeth To Fuck Me Over”
Think you can handle that loser?
Ok, now
Step 2.
Stick it to your stupid loser face! Ha ha ha! Across your forehead works for me! Good loser!
Step 3.
Call me! Yes, call me so I can laugh at you, humiliate you, and get you all addicted to me!
See there it is in 3 simple steps! Even a weak dick stroking loser like you can follow those instructions, right?
But for those of you who want *Extra Credit*
Just send me a picture of you with your loser headband on!
Be a good little wimp and put your full name in there too!
Good boy!
Then I can fuck you over real good!
Do it loser! Make your headband and CALL ME!
xoxo Princess Elizabeth

FEEDBACK FOR ME!

Loser Jeffie .. leaves me lots of great feedback, because I AM SUPERIOR.. here are a few,
lucky you gets to read this...

"Brain-washing is real, brain-washing really works! I know because Princess has programmed me so that I get turned on when she is selfish and greedy! She is ruining me and I PAY her to fuck me up, and FUCK me Over!"

"When Princess gets me horny and weak it is so easy for her to USE me and RUIN me. And all she has to do to get me horny and weak is to tell me how she is going to Use me and Ruin me. "

"I am a loser with a tiny dick that gets super HARD for this super Hot Princess who makes things HARD for me! I guess this is why I deserve to be USED by her, and you do too! Call her!"

Money puppy roll over and beg!

MONEY PUPPY
Hi losers! To show you how diverse I can be,
in addition to fucking over and ruining MONEY PIGGIES,
I also enjoy manipulating and humiliating
MONEY PUPPIES!
Like a puppy you are dumb.
(I know this because you are reading this,
and you are turned on
because you are a submissive
who craves the rush of getting USED by me.)
And also like a puppy you are constantly begging
and falling all over yourself
for my attention
(but at least you are smart enough that you know you have to PAY.)
And like a puppy
I can literally kick you,
and you will be back seconds later
begging for more attention
and
aching
to love me
(PLEASE NOTE I do NOT condone cruelty to animals,
this was written as an example,
abusing losers is fine because they deserve it!)
I LOVE money puppies! They are always so eager to come when I call
(they are always so eager to cum when they call too, not that I let them.)
I am really good at training Money Puppies to fetch!
Down on all fours!
Now
Go get that wallet loser
Fetch!
come on!
bring it to me in your mouth
...
mmmmmmm Good Boy!
Good Boy!
mmmmmmmm Yes you are a Good Boy! Aren’t You? Yes!
Now go lay down.
I wanna count my Money!
xoxo Princess Elizabeth