Loser HELP LINE!

LOSER HELP-LINE
Every guy wants to get with a super Hot girl.
Every guy wants to fuck a Hot Princess, right?
Mmmmmmm wouldn’t that feel so good?
Here I’ll let you think about that for a sec.
Ok loser,
that’s long enough! No WAY!
Not gonna happen!
NEVER
EVER
Ever, loser!
Not with You!
You are a loser!
I know it seems unfair
that your stupid little dick should get all hard and throbbing for me
while I,
upon seeing you
and your tiny dick
only return your attentions with mocking laughter and humiliating put-downs!
So I have set up this LOSER HELP-LINE
to help all you losers become the biggest loser you can be!
Have people led you to believe that you could not be a bigger loser than you already are?
Awwwww Poor loser!
Don’t worry I am sure I can make you into an even Bigger LOSER once I get my Princess hooks in you!
You need to experience the sexy Burn of getting FUCKED OVER by me!
You’ll come back
and I will BURN you some more!
Loser
Loser
Loser
You have some much to learn.
And since you get so stupid when that little thing gets hard,
you’ll have to Pay me
to go over it for you
again and again.
I will HELP you with your addiction to me.
I’ll HELP make it worse!
And my kinda HELP is gonna cost you
so bring your credit cards,
loser!
xoxo Princess Elizabeth