Money Pigs... get ready for me...

MONEY PIGGIE
Mmmmmmmmmmmmm are you a Money Piggie?
A fat little piggie?
Get down on all fours!
Now, oink for me piggie! Let’s hear it!
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Ha Ha Ha Ha
good loser. Now oink up some money for your Princess!
I like my bacon lean. Ya got that piggie? You fat dirty little piggie?
You need to shed a few pounds piggie, you need to PAY UP!
OINK and grunt you fat useless little pig! I didn’t say you could stop.
I love my money piggies, they are so pathetic they know that they can only feel better when they PAY ME.
Piggies deserve to rut in the mud and Princess deserves to spend that piggie money!
I also love to slow roast my piggies, mmmmmm for a long time, yes sometimes piggies gets burned a little, but that’s alright, as long as it makes Princess happy!
Call me for some financial domination fun!
xoxo Princess Elizabeth
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